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If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close

$ 28.00
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This shirt is printed on demand using eco-friendly, water based inks. It will require 3-4 additional processing days before shipping. Please allow at least 7 business days for this item to ship. Orders with multiple items will ship together.

A portion of proceeds from sales of this shirt will be donated to the Second Harvest Food Bank.

If you can read this... chances are you are not practicing proper social distancing also don't touch your face and please stop hoarding toilet paper.

Available in Unisex and Petite Fitting Women's Crew Neck. Tri-Blend.

Designed and Printed in New Orleans