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If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close

$ 28.00
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A portion of proceeds from sales of this shirt will be donated to the Second Harvest Food Bank.


If you can read this... chances are you are not practicing proper social distancing also don't touch your face and please stop hoarding toilet paper.


Available in Unisex and Petite Fitting Women's Crew Neck. Tri-Blend.


This shirt is printed on demand using eco-friendly, water based inks. It will require 3-6 additional processing days before shipping. Orders with multiple items will ship together.

Designed and Printed in New Orleans