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April 24th, 2008 | Breaking News
MAGAZINE STREET In response to the CDC Health Advisory issued April 3 on recent irony outbreaks in the United States, The Creole-Tomato has developed a special page on its Web site here for local citizens to learn more about the condition.
Irony, or as it as known to those already infected, Irony, is a highly contagious disease that is transmitted by respiratory droplets, neighborhood choice, and fashionable T-shirts.
Although Irony was never an endemic disease in the Europe, it remains epidemic in many cities of the countrys regions, including but not limited to the Silverlake neighborhood in Los Angeles, the University of Texas campus in Austin, and the Capitol Hill neighborhood in Seattle.
CDC Scientists believe that the Williamsburg, Brooklyn hipster may be the original source or Patient Zero of this outbreak. Other outbreaks in several parts of the country have been linked to importation from the endemic Brooklyn neighborhood.
Shockingly, the same faction of CDC scientists has stated large outbreaks currently are occurring in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Only six blocks from Perlis and their racks of shotgun shell belts, Dirty Coast issued the following statement from their shop:
We had the idea for Dirty Coast when we realized that there were very few well designed and interesting shirts that dealt with New Orleans. Go figure a city with 2-million t-shirt shops in the French Quarter and none of them were worth wearing.
According to CDC Press Secretary Herman Zweibel, the above announcement is without equivocation, ironic.
During an Irony outbreak, additional vaccine recommendations should be considered. Health-care facilities will strongly recommend that the infected return the Edwins 2012 T-shirt and proceed to Perlis to purchase a collared polo embroidered with the requisite crawfish and a pair of sensible khakis.
Those who do not have serologic evidence of immunity or physician documentation of Irony can protect themselves with Fleur-De-Lis paraphernalia, jewelry or house wares.
Submitted by Blake. Filed under Props 4 Dirty.
Well we packed One Eyed Jacks. The final tally being something over 400 folks showing up. The Camel Toe Lady Steppers were great. Trish, Mikal and Zack did a great job running the fashion show. Thanks to Odoms and Rami for presenting the Lil Doogie music video premier. Thanks to the Ninja security force and their staff liaison Michael. Thanks to the folks selling shirts. And thanks to Coogan, Jason and Rob for the post show music performance. It was all really terrific and I am certain everyone had a great time.
Also, thanks to the staff at One Eyed Jacks for such great support with the door, the bar, the lighting and audio. We experienced no major problems.
A compliment to the folks who came out to the event. The staff at One Eyed Jacks shared with me that with a packed house like we had the customer issues were at a surprising minimum. So thanks for being such a great supportive crowd.
Also, did anyone find John C. Reilly’s keys. It looked like he might have lost them.
Video coming soon.
Submitted by Blake. Filed under News & Events.
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