It's A Marathon, Not A Sprint Tee

Sale price$ 32.00
In stock

Size: Unisex Small
Material: Cotton

Only in New Orleans could a party last six weeks and still feel like a sport. Our “It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint” design is a nod to the true endurance athletes of Carnival—those who pace themselves from Twelfth Night to Fat Tuesday, juggling parades, king cakes, and costume changes like pros. Equal parts humor and hometown pride, this Dirty Coast classic reminds you to hydrate, rest your liver, and stay in the race till the last bead hits the ground.

Available in Unisex Crew by Colortone.

  • 5.3 oz. 100% Heavyweight Cotton
  • Preshrunk, Classic Fit

 

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