Wasps: The Official Jerks of the New Orleans Insect World

The Jerks of the Insect World

Wasps have earned their reputation as the jerks of the insect world, and in New Orleans — where warm weather, abundant vegetation, and old wooden houses create wasp paradise — they've set up shop with the permanence of a French Quarter landlord. They nest in eaves, under porch ceilings, in mailboxes, behind shutters, and in any other sheltered spot that puts them in maximum proximity to the humans they seem to enjoy terrorizing.

Unlike bees, which at least have the decency to die after stinging you, wasps can sting repeatedly and with apparent enthusiasm. They're most dangerous in late summer, when colonies stop breeding new workers and the existing workforce turns its attention to scavenging for sugary foods. This career change brings them into closer contact with humans — specifically, humans eating outdoors, drinking sweet cocktails, or existing near a garbage can. The result is a spike in stings that makes August picnics a contact sport.

The Sting and the Dance

A wasp encounter in New Orleans follows a predictable script. You're on your porch. You see the wasp. You try to remain still, because someone once told you they only sting if provoked. The wasp lands on your arm. Your commitment to stillness evaporates instantly. What follows is a flailing, swatting, chair-tipping performance that your neighbors will discuss for the rest of the week.

Stings are often provoked by aggressive human behavior — waving arms, swatting at them, disturbing their nests — which puts humans in the awkward position of being both the victim and the instigator. The best strategy, according to entomologists and people who've been stung too many times, is to walk away calmly. The best strategy, according to instinct, is to panic. Most New Orleanians follow the second approach.

Frequently Asked Questions About Wasps in New Orleans

When are wasps most active in New Orleans?

Wasps are most aggressive in late summer, when colonies stop producing new workers and existing wasps forage for sugary foods, increasing human contact.

Where do wasps nest in New Orleans?

Common nesting sites include under porch eaves, behind shutters, in mailboxes, inside outdoor furniture, and under the lips of garbage cans. Old wooden houses provide abundant sheltered spots.

What should you do if you find a wasp nest?

Small nests can be treated with commercial wasp spray applied at dusk when wasps are less active. Larger nests or nests in high-traffic areas should be handled by a pest control professional.